Big Brother Australia 2006. It begins…

Posted by Raduza

April 23, 2006

And we’re off again. Big Brother 2006 has begun and the usual bunch of suspects have appeared: tarts, skanks, beefs and brats. Decidedly younger and even more hormonally affected this year, it looks like sex is again the driving marketing ploy behind the series. Even though Uncut (sorry, ‘Adults Only’) will apparently be toned down, it is hard not to see that there will be more than the usual amount of partially-clad shenanigans, with the girls dekitting approximately seven minutes after entering the house.

Boob-job mother/daughter combo Karen and Krystal are this years Logan and Greg, having to hide the fact that they are related for a while. Other notables are Katie, the sun-addled blonde virgin; David and Jamie, the slabs of meat with grins; and Camilla and Tilli, who basically dry-humped anything male that came into the house. I think the only impact of Big Brother airing this year will be the lack of promo models wandering the streets.

Once again, my opening night tips are:
To win: Gaelen/Camilla
First out: John/Elise
Best of show: David/Krystal
Entertainment factor: Katie

And as always, the real news and name-muddying can be found at Behind Big Brother and probably at The Spin Starts Here. All Big Brother nudity can usually be tracked down at Reality Skin.